Let's roll...



Rules: One entry per user. Think up a brief caption or dialogue for the picture above.

Sam

Sophia: Dorothy, you're telling this yutz about your life? Great, I'm prepared!

Dorothy : MA! It's a phychiatrist office not Baywatch headquarters!
Sophia : Pussycat, I still don't understand why we need this session so at least he'll think I've lost my head and will think I'm convince to be Pamela Anderson!

Dorothy: Ma, why are you wearing a life jacket?
Sophia: For a visual aid. (to the man) Picture it. The Atlantic Ocean. 1912.

"You're supposed to use a straightjacket, not a lifejacket, Ms. College Graduate!"

I don't have anything good for this one this week. All I can think of:

Dorothy: Ma, what on Earth are you wearing a life jacket for?
Sophia: Let's review, Dorothy. He's a therapist, you're gonna tell him about yourself, last time I checked, your life wasn't perfect!

Sophia: Well, Dorothy. He's not that bad looking. But remember, always use protection. All of my kids were planned. Except Phil...

D: Ma, I told you to get one of those inflatable neck pillows for the trip.
S: This was all they had left. But I got it half price.
D: And people wonder why I'm in therapy.

(PSSST - Casper! ROTFLMAO!! Picture 1912 hil-ar-i-ous!)

For that pic lets see

Doctor: Why is she wearing a life jacket?
Dot: In case theres a flood i can use her as a floatation device!

Hilarious entries again this week but the victorious one is...*drumroll*...Stephen with...

Dorothy: Ma, why are you wearing a life jacket?
Sophia: For a visual aid. (to the man) Picture it. The Atlantic Ocean. 1912.

LOL Excellent, Stephen! Well done

Another one coming right up...

Sam

Woohoo! It's been so long since I've won! Thanks, Sam.

Way to go, Stephen — very cute!

Thanks, SG.