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Sam
Full Version: NEW! Caption Compoooooo! (winner announced)
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Rules: Think up a brief caption or dialogue for the above picture!
Sam
Rules: Think up a brief caption or dialogue for the above picture!
Sam
Dorothy : MA! What the heck are ya doing?
Sophia : Taking my chin's hair out, that's what you'll have to do once day when you're my age! Oh no wait! You'll don't have to wait that long!
Sophia : Taking my chin's hair out, that's what you'll have to do once day when you're my age! Oh no wait! You'll don't have to wait that long!
Dorothy: Ma, what are you doing now?
Sophia: Something your father liked to call, "Plucking the gnome"!
Sophia: Something your father liked to call, "Plucking the gnome"!
Dorothy: What's wrong?
Sophia: It's finally happened, Dorothy! My dentures are sucking in my face!
Sophia: It's finally happened, Dorothy! My dentures are sucking in my face!
Dorothy: Ma, what are you doing?
Sophia: Looking at myself in the mirror. Something you should try every now and then.
Sophia: Looking at myself in the mirror. Something you should try every now and then.
Dorothy: Ma - What the Hell are you doing?
Sophia: I'm rehearsing. They're doing "The Three Little Pigs" at the community centre.
Dorothy: Ma, "Not by the hair on my chinnie-chin-chin" is just a LINE. You don't actually have to grow some!?!
Sophia: I'm rehearsing. They're doing "The Three Little Pigs" at the community centre.
Dorothy: Ma, "Not by the hair on my chinnie-chin-chin" is just a LINE. You don't actually have to grow some!?!
Dorothy: Ma, what are you doing?
Sophia: Just trying to get this pimple on my chin. Hey, you've got one on your neck. Oh, no, wait. That's your head. Sorry, Pussycat!
Sophia: Just trying to get this pimple on my chin. Hey, you've got one on your neck. Oh, no, wait. That's your head. Sorry, Pussycat!
Sophia: So, you ready for your test tomorrow?
Dorothy: Definitely. All I need is some alone time with a pencil.
(Sophia walks over to the door and opens it)
Sophia: Just don't use the sharp end or we'll be hearing the wrong kind of screaming from in here.
Dorothy: Definitely. All I need is some alone time with a pencil.
(Sophia walks over to the door and opens it)
Sophia: Just don't use the sharp end or we'll be hearing the wrong kind of screaming from in here.
Dorothy: Ma, you need to rehearse your lines. Now, try again...
Sophia: At first... I was afraid... I was petrified. Kept thinkin' I could never live without by my side.
pause.....
Go On Now Go!
Dorothy: Where am I - Dance Fever??
Sophia: At first... I was afraid... I was petrified. Kept thinkin' I could never live without by my side.
pause.....
Go On Now Go!
Dorothy: Where am I - Dance Fever??
D: Ma, without your glasses, you can't tell the Pepsodent from the Preparation H — how can you see that chin hair?
S: This side magnifies everything. Look, when I tilt it down, I have breasts again.
S: This side magnifies everything. Look, when I tilt it down, I have breasts again.
This weeks entries have had me laughing out loud. I picked my favourite a few days ago...then another entry came in to replace that so this weeks victorious one is.....Sicilian_Gecco with...
D: Ma, without your glasses, you can't tell the Pepsodent from the Preparation H — how can you see that chin hair?
S: This side magnifies everything. Look, when I tilt it down, I have breasts again.
Well done, SG 
...and welcome back 
Another compo coming right on up...
Sam
D: Ma, without your glasses, you can't tell the Pepsodent from the Preparation H — how can you see that chin hair?
S: This side magnifies everything. Look, when I tilt it down, I have breasts again.
Well done, SG ...and welcome back Another compo coming right on up...
Sam
Thank you, Sam! Glad I snuck in under the wire. 
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