Without further ado, let's get on with it...



Rules: think up a funny caption or (brief) dialogue for the picture above. Good luck!

Sam

[minutes before Sophia comes into the kitchen, Dorothy has slipped Stan a knockout drug and cut the crotch out of his pants.]

Sophia: Dorothy! What did you do to him?

Dorothy: Oh, don't worry--he'll come to in about an hour.

Sophia: Yeah, and what am I supposed to tell the yutz when he asks what happened to him?

Dorothy: Uh, just tell him he got what he's always wanted.

Sophia: And what's that?

Dorothy: You'll see...



Yeah, I know; it sucks, but that's life.

Sophia: YES!!! The yutz is dead! Now i can do a cartwheel over his dead body.
Dorothy: Ma, I wouldn't do that if I were you. Once the yutz finds out that you're not wearing underwear, he'll wake up.

Dorothy : MA let Mr 30 seconds where he is! The last time I told him to sleep on the floor he was back in my bed singing "sweet embraceble you" before I knew it!

Sophia : yeah I don't understand why but the the guy ALWAYS comes in before you know it Dorothy : That's how my first grandson was born!

Sohpia: What's Stan doing on the floor?
Dorothy: Showing the tiles a good time. He's crying, Ma.
Sophia: First Blanche and now this. I guess Stan can't get anything cheap.

Dorothy: Ma! What did you do to Stan?

Sophia: Geez, Dorothy... isn't it obvious?

Dorothy: All I know is Stan's on the floor crying, and you're laughing. It's like my wedding night all over again!

And this kids, is how you won't win a game of hide-and-go-seek..

Dorothy: Ma! Why is Stanley on the floor?
Sophia: Oh I said he couldn't stay for dinner so now the big baby is throwing a tantrum. Fine Stanley, you wanna stay? I'll make a time honoured Sicilian specialty... Dorothy, hand me my bag of cement.

Sophia: Yes! He's finally dead! (singing) Ding-dong! The Yutz is dead...
Dorothy: Ma, what'd you do?!
Sophia:I killed the Yutz.
Dorothy: That's awful! How?
Sophia: I flashed him. And I'm proud of it. Do you know how hard it is to unhook a bra at this age, Dorothy?

Not too great, but that's all I got.

Great entries on this one again, as ever. But, the winner of this weeks compo is......Jim with...

Dorothy: Ma! What did you do to Stan?

Sophia: Geez, Dorothy... isn't it obvious?

Dorothy: All I know is Stan's on the floor crying, and you're laughing. It's like my wedding night all over again!

Congratulations, Jim!

Another compo soon!

Sam

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!