Sam
Oct 21 2006, 09:44 PM
...at least I hope La Concorrenza Di Titolo means The Caption Competition

Anyway, Let's roll...

Rules: Think up a witty caption or dialogue for the above picture, making it brief and more importantly funny

Sam
theguywholaughed
Oct 21 2006, 11:01 PM
Rose: Mmmm. I can still smell what I had for lunch today...
Dorothy: It was fried chicken, wasn't it Rose? Oh my God! She's doing it just like Stan used to!
Sophia: Well if SHE starts sleeping with stewardesses when you aren't around, I'm outta here.
Nougi
Oct 22 2006, 01:47 PM
Dorothy : Rose don't smell MA's lasagnas al forno this way! If you do that again I send you back to St Olaf quicker than any cow, horse, pig, goose, chicken or anything else with paws or feet you can think of ever did!
GamePat
Oct 22 2006, 08:25 PM
Rose: Oh boy is my nose runny today.
Dorothy: That's because your brain is melting from the heat in Miami. In Minnesota the cold was preserving it!
Sophia: Nah, it's not the heat, it's the stupidness making the brain going funny...
back in St.Olaf
Oct 23 2006, 02:06 AM
Dorothy: Rose sneezed! I'm going to catch a cold!
Rose: No, I don't have a cold. I'm just slightly allergic to these herring.
Dorothy: Rose, if you're allergic to them STOP eating them!
Rose: But then how would I know if I was still allergic?
RoseNylund
Oct 23 2006, 12:38 PM
Rose: And on St. Swines day we'd all get together and we'd (puts finger to her nose)
Dorothy: Don't do it Rose
Sophia: She's going to do it, Dorothy
Rose: OINK! Boy, did that startle the cows, but I suppose a whole town would startle anybody.....
Stephen
Oct 26 2006, 05:57 PM
(Rose is about to sneeze)
Dorothy: Rose, turn away... Ma, would you let go of my arm!
Rose: Like hell! With all the air in her head, one sneeze could send me back to Sicily!
GabZ1985
Oct 26 2006, 07:10 PM
Rose: Oh no! My nose is bleeding!
Sophia: Stand back, Dorothy. Without any pressure up there, it's gonna blow.
Dorothy: Get away from me, Rose! I can't see blood or I'll faint.
Sam
Oct 28 2006, 05:03 PM
Great entries this week but the victorious one is...*dramatic drumroll*...Stephen with...
(Rose is about to sneeze)
Dorothy: Rose, turn away... Ma, would you let go of my arm!
Rose: Like hell! With all the air in her head, one sneeze could send me back to Sicily!

Well done, Stephen

Another compo coming up!
Sam
Stephen
Oct 31 2006, 12:22 AM
Thank you Sam!

I was convinced back in St.Olaf would win.
back in St.Olaf
Nov 14 2006, 03:30 AM
Haha! I loved your entry Stephen.

Mine was just a spur of the moment thing.
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