Like clockworks every morning at ( ) I ( ). Unfortunately, I don't get up until 8. ( ) long is this story? I'm ( ) I have to plan.

Like clockwork every morning at 7am, I pee. Unfortunately I don't get up until 8. How long is this story? I'm 80, I have to plan.

Yes! That's correct.

We was ( ). We ( ) ( ). Hey, looks ( ) not ( ).

We was po'. We sho' do. Hey, look who's not po'.

Yes! You're correct GabZ1985.

How about this one: Frankly I'd rather live with a ______________ than a ____________. Unless a ____________ sheds that I don't know.

"Frankly, I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don't know."

Excuse me ( ), but we ( ) dress for ( ) ( ).

Excuse me ladies, but we always dress for dinner here.

try this one:

It wasn't a (), it was a () () (). Rose, it doesn't () () () and () at ().

well, it's been a week! Maybe it was too tough/vauge.

Here, let me fill in few:

It wasn't a (), it was cute little ().
Rose, It doesn't wear () () and work at ().

It wasn't a dog, it was a little cute Rose

Rose, it doesn't wear vacuum pants and work at all.

Sorry, but that's not the line I am thinking of... Try again.

It comes from a first season episode.... Rose and Dorothy are having an issue with something in the kitchen...

Rose: It's not a rat! It's a cute little mouse.
Dorothy: Rose, it doesn't wear white gloves and work at Disneyland!

Yup! Good 4 U Casper - who's next?

I'm doing the next 'Guess the Episode' right now so somebody else can jump in here.

Okay, I'll let you all try another one:

Blanche: Rose, what in the () are you doing? It is () AM!
Rose: Well, I couldn't (), so I decided to () up and make a () of () ().
Blanche: Well it smells () ().
Rose: Yeah, just when you are ready to () up from the (), that's when they're ().

Well it smells just awful.
Yeah, just when you are ready to throw up from the stench? that's when they're ready?

Rose, what in hell are you doing? It is 2 AM.

okay we've got three of the four lines - it's between DLevine2and cmart027...

the 2nd line has one of those classic Nordic food names Rose loves soooo much..

I think I've got it:

Rose: Well I couldn't sleep, so I decided to whip up a batch of Sverhoeven(sp?) Crispies.

Blanche __________ is my _______ bear _______? He's ________.

Cut the ______ and get ________ the ___________ _________.

Hey this _________. Rose _____ __________ and get in here.

That was ______ 4-H _________.

Blanche, where is my Teddy Bear Fernando? He's missing.

Cut the crap and get back the damn bear!

That was my 4-H diary.

Yes, that is correct..

Sophia: Well, I guess ____ Glutman will be my new ____ ____.
Dorothy: I thought you ____ ____ Glutman.
Sophia: I do, but at the ____ my friends are ____, I won't have to ____ too much ____ ____ her.

well i guess ___ Glutman will be my new best friend
I thought you Hated ____ Glutman.
I do but at the Rate my friends are going, i wont have to spend too much time with her.

well i guess Phyllis Glutman will be my new best friend
I thought you Hated Phyllis Glutman.
I do but at the Rate my friends are going, i wont have to spend too much time with her.

Since BoyWonder had the complete quote, go ahead.

I'm _____ than a _____ at a _____ _____.

I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.

yup you got it

Blanche: Girls, how does this _____look on _____?
Sophia: What's the _____? In half an hour it'll be crumpled up on the floor next to an empty bottle of _____ _____.

Blanche: Girls, how does this dress look on me?
Sophia: What's the difference? In half an hour it'll be crumpled up on the floor next to an empty bottle of Jack Daniels

Yup! Your go now.

Dorothy: Mr. Gordon is ____ over ____ ____ ____. He's practically ____.
Sophia: ____ is ancient? If I met a man that age who ____ ____ ____ decent, I'd be on ____ ____ before you could say '____ ____ and I can't ____ ____'.

Dorothy: Mr. Gordon is probaby over seventy by now. He's practically Ancient.
Sophia: Seventy is ancient? If I met a man that age who looked half way decent, I'd be on my back before you could say 'I've fallen and I can't get up'.

You got it!

Rose: _____, did you really ____ ______at _____? That seems so _____!
_____: Oh, I did it __ _ ____. You know, back where I come from, everybody thought that once you started ______ ____ ___, why, you'd become _____. So I ______'em!
Rose: What happened?
______: Oh, it was an ___ ____ ____. I didn't become _____ for another ____ ___ __ _____.

Rose: Blanche, did you really start shaving at 11? That seems so young!
Blanche: Oh, I did it on a dare. You know, back where I come from, everybody thought that once you started shaving your legs, why, you'd become loose. So I shaved 'em!
Rose: What happenedY
Blanche: Oh, it was an old age belief. I didn't become loose for another year and a half.

close but the first part of the last sentence is 2 words off!

Old Wives Tale?

yup you got it

ok, here goes:

_____(to Dorothy) i'm not going to let you _____ ___ like this. I'm going to __ _____!
Dorothy: I have the _____ feeling of ______, only I'm ____ and she's ___.
______: what are you going to do
Dorothy: Well I have to be _____ _____, I'm not going to let her go to ____ _____!

Good Luck! ~sofia

Sophia: I'm not going to let you treat me like this. I'm going to my room!
Dorothy: I have the strange feeling of déjà vu, only I'm Ma and she's me.
Rose: What are you going to do?
Dorothy:Well I have to be firm, Rose. I'm not going to let her to the prom!

The man who _________ is having an _________ with. The man who ________ is having an ________ with. __________ is not in right here and __________ doesn't _________ to you. _______ is this? Dorothy _______ just _________. Do me a __________ of ____________ and ___________ __________.

___________ we know _____________ are not fun. Blanche ___________ the __________ I saw someone wearing __________________ ______________, any then it was Dorothy.

That's right GabZ1985, but i guess Dlevine2 decided to go for you...

It's okay. But let's remind the rules, just to make sure and avoid confusion: whoever gets the answer right, gets to post the new one. That goes for every guessing games.

Dorothy: Ma, ____________ is not a word.
Sophia: Yes it is.
Dorothy: Fine, use it in a sentence.
Sophia: You're no good at ___________ game

Disdam (twice)

Well since it's been quite a while since I gave an answer youngGGfan doesn't say anything I suppose it was the right answer

so here's another one :

Dorothy ; Stanley you're a ..... away from...