I love this quote!

Dorothy : As they say in Japan : Sayonara Stanley!

Hi Nougi

Yes!! I love that quote and Stans response always cracks me up "see you know the language"

What a cute cute pic of your doggie

Randy

Yes exactly Rosie Stan always cracks me up

Oh my I love the new smileys too :wow:

Thanks to for finding my doggie so cute

Oh, boy, Nougi -- there's a bunch to talk about here!

"Mr. Belvedere is a humble servant, Stanley; you're a horse's a$$."

"My feet have wings, barfbag."

"Stanley Zbornak, when he's depressed, is the 2nd most boring person on earth."..."Who's the first?"...."Stan when he's not depressed."

And, when she plucks that lone hair off his forehead!! "You're insane."

And Blanche said that Dorothy had described him as having the personality of a dial tone! ROTFL!

And what about this one?

Dorothy : I want to talk to Dennis
(Stanley is coming)
Dorothy : Is your name Dennis?

You're right Kitty there are so many good ones :wow:

I love when Dorothy meet one of Stanley's girl friends, the woman doesn't know who Dorothy is and says something like :

Stanley is a wonderful lover! and Dorothy replies you haven't had many men in your life have you?

the woman : Why do you say that?

Dorothy : Oh never mind, never mind

This is from the Love For Sale episode.

Stan at the door:

Stan: Hiya sweetypie, how you doin'?
Dorothy: Fine cupcake, thanks for asking (slams door in his face)

Doorbell rings again...

Stan: You always could slam a door. That's one of the things I love about you!
Dorothy: You flatter me (slams door in his face again)



Sam

ROTFL, I LOVE that line from My Brother, My Father - the way she blows a kiss to him afterwards

Another quote I loved was during the episode where Stan was about to have triple bypass surgery and Dorothy came into his room (well, HER bedroom that he was staying in) and she said "I've brought you some clean towels!", Stan says something like "Dorothy, you're a wonderful woman!" to which Dorothy replies "I said towels, Stanley, not a new kidney!", LOL!

God, I love the way those two work together!

Sam

Oh yes those are definitely good good ones

I watched The Monkey Show 1 and 2 last night and I looooooooooove Stan and Fifi together...they make a good couple...only Fifi's got more hair than him, hee hee!

Dorothy (to Stan): Gloria has lost her M-O-N-E-Y!
Stan: Well she's not getting mine (hugs Fifi)
Dorothy: Her MONEY, Stan, not her MONKEY!



I absolutely crease up at the scene between Stan, Fifi and Dorothy in the Psychiatrists office where he asks Dorothy if she feels resentment towards Fifi, she says "I had to sit in the back seat of the car all the way here!", LOL!

Dr Halperin (to Stan): Can you come in tomorrow?
Stan (looks at Fifi): Well, we were thinking of playing bridge...
Dorothy: STOP THAT, Stan!

Sam

I think the funniest thing in the world is when Dorothy slams the door in Stan's face!!!

Yes! I love all the door slamming, and the monkey calling shotgun is hilarious!

I have a funny picture in my head, but I'm not sure what ep it's from: Stan & Dorothy hugging, talking about old times...Stan: "So whattaya say, wanna go to bed? Ouch, Dorothy, you're hurting me!"

(Is that from Son-In-Law Dearest?)

Yeah, Kitty, I think that line is from the Son-In-Law Dearest episode. The only other one I can think of, where they hug at the end, is in the episode The Audit, after Stan buys back Dorothy's ring! I seem to remember him suggesting they go to bed in that one aswell...so it's either S.I.L.D or The Audit!

Sam

I wanted to add the second part of my favorite used to be quote here when Stan says pour vous mon ex I love that part really! just like when Dorothy says "merci beaucoup mes amies" in another episode

Stan: I lost it Dorothy! (Bursts into tears)

(Dorothy looks puzzled)

Dorothy: You never had it, Stanley!

LOL, good one, Sal

Sam

Stan: Hello, Mama Bear. Papa Bear's back in the cave.

Dorothy: I could vomit just looking at you.

ROTFL, Rob, that's one of my fave Dorothy/Stan quotes They kill me!

Sam

Dorothy: I was married to Stan for 38 years. For approximately 39 of those years, he cheated on me.

Dorothy : Please please Stan no hugging, no kissing let's just do it and get it over

Stan : It sounds like the last few years of our marriage

Dorothy : I wish it was that good!



Dorothy : OH! two hours in a car with my ex husband looking at a piece of swamp land that I don't even own, Oh! Stan you know how to show a girl a good time!

Stan: "Catherine accused me of infidelity."
Dorothy: "Oh damn it Stanley! This makes all those infidelities during our marriage seem much less special!"

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After Stan tells Dorothy that Chrissy has left him.
Dorothy: "I'm sorry. I know what the pain is like, and I wouldn't wish it on.... gee, I don't know how to finish that sentence; I usually say Stan."

Dorothy : Stanley you're REALLY a chromosome away from being a patatoe!

Stanley poet

When Stanley offers Dorothy candy he enclosed this poem :

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hope you enjoy this candy
It cost me 42!

SO ROMANTIC Same old Stanley!

Dorothy: you never cooked a terrific meal for us in 38 years!
Stanley : Neither did you!

Stan- I wonder why I did that? *pause* Oh, yeah, I wasn't happy under the sheets.

Dorothy- GET OUT!!! OOOOOUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!! NNNNNOOOOOWWWW!!!

Stan suddenly winces in terrible pain after asking Dorothy to go to bed with him for old time's sakes.

Stan: Dorothy, let go it was a joke!! You're hurting me!! You're really hurting me!!

About Stanley and Dorothy sleeping together again :

Rose : Well I'm shocked!
Dorothy : I was too you know Chrissy didn't teach him a thing!

I love when he sends Dorothy flowers and says to the guy who's gonna deliver them : No you heard me, to Dorothy and a wonderful new begining! Sooo cute!

Sophia just told Stan something not really nice about Chrissy and Dorothy says : MA! You're talking about his wife, so did you bring the bimbo??? lol

Stan : Chrissy left me for a younger man!

Dorothy : Younger than Chrissy?? Where did she find him?? Camp Snoopy???! LOL!

Another one : they are back in the restaurant they went during their honeymoon and Stanley is trying to be romantic and says :
If my memory serves me correctly we excused us...

I can't remember exactly what Dorothy answered but it was something like :

Dorothy : If my memory serves me well, we excused us because you had the run coz of the cheap restaurant we went for lunch

What a duet!

Uncle Angelo (speaking of Stan) : Does he still make laugh like he used to?
Dorothy : Not really, but then again I haven't seen him naked lately! LOL!

I've always loved the "My feet have wings, Barfbag!" line, but I'm surprised no one else posted this one from the same ep:

(Stan is trying to get into bed with Dorothy)
Stan:I guess I'm going to have to pull out the big gun.
Dorothy:You're wasting your time, Stanley. I'm familiar with the "big gun."

Cant remember the name of the ep........

Angelo comes to America, and moves into Uncle Morris' apartment building. Dot and Stan are found guilty of being slumlords and ordered to spend as many nights there as it takes to get the building to code.

It's not really a quote, but the look on Dot's face when Stan starts playing his harmonica is priceless

In the audit episode :

Dorothy to Stan : Shut up and put your hair on!!!! LOL!

Stan: (to Kate) Its a known fact that men cheat on their wives because what they have at home under the sheets is less than satisfying.

Dorothy: Oh, really, Mr. 30 seconds?

Stan: where am i supposed to sleep???
Dot: On the floor like any dog!!

Stan: Darling (door slams into his face)!
Stan: Didn't you recognize me??
Dot: Of COURSE thats why i slammed the door in your face!

think peace:dorothy:

Dorothy : Do you like some spaghetti?
Stan : Did you make it?
Dorothy : No
Stan : I'd like some!

Dorothy : Stanley is the second most boring person in the world when he's depressed!
Rose : Who's the first Dorothy?
Dorothy : Stanley when he's NOT depressed!

LMAO, that made me laugh out loud

I'm going to have to watch some episodes tonight as I'm rusty on the old quotes!

Sam

I love that when Stanley says to Dorothy :

You're hurting me Dorothy, you're really hurting me!!

Or when Dorothy shouted :

You bought a Corvet without telling me??!!?

From: Stan Takes A Wife (Episode 11 of Season 4)

The Girls and Stan are at the hospital after Sohpia was taken ill.
Rose: Would it be okay if I asked for a group hug?
Dorothy: Of course not, Rose.
They start to hug.
Dorothy: Hands above the waist, Stanley.

Dorothy talking about Stan and Chrissie's relationship :

Dorothy : To terrific sex and to the dumb blond who will never get any!

Dorothy : In future I really would appreciate some notice before you (stan) drop by, let's say 1, 2, 6 months!

Stan: How are you doing, doll face?

Dorothy: *before slamming door in his face* fine, cupcake, thanks for asking

This is one of my all-time favorites:

Dorothy: Stan, you're a pig in a cheap suit.

GGRules

...and it does!

When Stan is having surgery the girls plan on letting him live with them while he's recovering and the doctor said he will be as good as new within 6 months!

Dorothy : What? 6 months?? MA he said 6 months!!!

Stan: Katherine threw me out.
Dorothy: Your wife threw you out? I had no idea she was that bright. What happened?
Stan: Katherine accused me of infidelity.
Dorothy: Oh damn it, Stan. This makes those infidelities during our marriage seem much less special!

Stan: I have a new idea for a great novelty - it's a decorated Easter Egg with a little window in it. And when you look into it, you see a beautiful Easter scene.
Blanche: Well, that's not a new idea. Those Easter Eggs have been around for years and years.
Stan: Yes. But this one leaves a black circle around your eye.
Dorothy: That practically screams "Easter"!



Sam

Oh one of my favorite lines from The Monkey episode is when Dorothy says to Stan "I have a place for your monkey Stan!" That crakes me up!

That was hilarious!

GGRules

...and it really does!

Stan gets some good digs in on Dorothy too...

Uncle Angelo: Before the trip, I said an extra 50 Hail Mary's, in case I felt like a'cutting loose! Wow Dorothy, you look more beautiful now than you did on your wedding day!
Stan: Just used up all 50 on that one!

I watched "Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?" on DVD, and heard this classic bit:

(After Dorothy slams the door in Stan's face, he knocks again and Dorothy answers it again)
Stan:What's the matter, didn't you recognize me?
Dorothy:Of course I did, Stanley. Why do you think I slammed the door in your face?